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There was more to that story.

I found out that there are Supernatural conventions. At first I was all, "I'm too cool for those nerd fests." But then I heard that actors attend them. Actors, like Jensen Ackles. So naturally, I was all



And then I heard that you can actually get your picture taken with the actors. So I was all



But then I heard that it costs 300 dollars to get your picture taken with both Jared and Jensen. Then, I was all



Knowing that there was no way I'd be able to come up with that much cash, I got to thinking, and was all



And then it hit me. What do all crazy fangirls like me do? They stalk stars and accost them at their hotels! I wondered then if that was illegal, but I was all



So, I decided to become a medical experiment monkey to make the cash. But then I got to looking up all the medical experiments I could have done on me for money, and I was all



So that plan didn't work. So then I decided to consider thievery. Knowing me though, I'd get to the first house and be all



So that wouldn't work. Then, I decided on becoming an exotic dancer. But then I remembered that my dancing is all



So that plan didn't work either. Someone suggested I get an honest job and save up, but I was all



Then I realized that if I ever actually met Jensen, I'd be all



So I went back to watching T.V.

The End. (Really this time)

Love,
Megan