Perks

No, not that kind.

So. I've been 18 for almost a month now, and I'm learning some of the perks of my old age.

In the eyes of my younger sisters, I am now an even bigger badass then I was before. Now when someone is mean to them they can say that they can get their 18 year old sister to find someone to beat them up. Perk +1.

Now, when I talk about the many celebrity men I would become a polygamist for, no one can give me the old, "A little old for you, sweetie? Oh ho ho, I bet you've never heard that joke before." This is especially useful because I suddenly have a thing for men in their thirties, apparently.

I mean, really.

Jensen Ackles? 32.

Michael Buble? 35.

Ewan McGregor? 39.

Leonardo DiCaprio? 36.

Ian Somerhalder? 32.

Need I say more? Also, my spellcheck is going into an epileptic seizure with some of those last names. No, his last name isn't bauble, it's Buble. Or, bubbly, as I may have said in the past AKA yesterday.

Anyway. Now, when I get that response, I'm all, "I'M OF LEGAL AGE, BITCHES."

Oh, except Logan Lerman. He's 19, which is definitely not in the range of 30-39, but still okay with me. If I had a sleazy face gif, I'd put it here.

Oh, and six degrees of separation: Logan was in a movie with Jake Abel, who played Adam Milligan on Supernatural. Mmhmm. Jake is also adorable, and 23.

I had a point, I'm sure. I've forgotten entirely what I had intended to talk about, so let's have a rousing chat about how I have to do an online orientation course for the 90th time. Yeah, I have another teacher that is all, "Just do the course so we're sure you want to do the course". Uh... I need this credit, or I don't graduate. I think my wanting to do the course is kind of a done deal, genius.

On yet another note, I learned where the phrase "Jump the shark" came from yesterday. Y'know how most sayings aren't meant to be taken literally? Yeah. That one started out literally, when the Fonz jumped a shark while water skiing. For the record, don't youtube that. That is so much more of the Fonz than I ever wanted to see it's kind of scary. 

I have to go back to pretending like I'm being productive now.

Adieu.

Love,
Megan