What IS the square root of 69?

Just sayin, if Drake kept asking me what the square root of 69 was, I wouldn't have sexy time with him. I'd hand him a calculator then back away slowly. Just sayin.

Still not in next semester classes. Which means I'm still a lump on the couch. You can't see it, but I've got my arms up in the air like that casino commercial. It's still victory o'clock, so I'm in a fabulous mood. Once classes start again I'll go back to my sour self and the Earth will resume spinning. Dun worry, it gun be kay.

So. Since I've been listening to a lot of music lately, I've got some more to say about the industry. No, I'm not getting on any soapboxes and preaching about the Illuminati, don't worry.

Note, the next time you're on Youtube and are watching a music video, look for the one crazy comment going, "ONG ILLUMINATI!ONE!!" When you find it, and you will find one, trust me, I want you to point directly at your screen and laugh as loudly as possible. It's what I do, and it's very cathartic. Like Shakespeare.

Anyway. So, my observations.

One, Miley Cyrus makes me feel violent, and I take pride in normally being a pacifist. That is all.

Two, I really think someone should inform Taylor Swift that her career won't disappear if she writes a song about something other than her past relationships. I think we should encourage the behavior, in fact. I also encourage her sudden sporting of bangs. As part of the fringe club, I agree with her choice of bangs. I'm talking about hair, you sicko. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Three, Emily Osment did a good job going from Miley Cyrus sidekick to someone much more tolerable than Cyrus. The whole, "Lovesick" video is admittedly, kind of cool. Good on you, sidekick girl. Though, you lost all credibility when you sang a song with the chorus "Let's be friends so we can make out", but your use of blacklights is helping you gain back cool points.

Four, Black Eyed Peas. Tsk tsk tsk.

Five, Pink. Stop making me want to cut my hair into an edgy but stylish pixie cut. Just, stop it.

Six, Rihanna. If you need to ask what your name is that many times, you should probably see a doctor.

Seven, Linkin Park. Don't listen to all the people whining that Hybrid Theory was better. They're probably also the ones commenting about the Illuminati.

Eight, Nicki Minaj. Bissh, you crazy. Your split personality disorder is strangely fascinating though.

Nine, I'm good now.

Oh, and Jensen Ackles?

Had to.

Love,
Megan